So honestly, what is the point of Life Coaching? That's all people ask me. What can I say? That it's not like counselling or consulting... really to the point, thanks. So why would anyone want a life coach? "I don't have a problem."; "So you think there's something wrong with me?" That's all people seem to think. It's like they think "life" and think "it's about me", then they think "coach" and they think "problem, bad". What the hell. Is everyone, seriously every person, thinking firstly of themselves and then of problems? Put the two together and it's a miracle Life Coaching is said to be the 2nd fastest growing industry in the world!

Hello!!? LIFE and COACHING! What could be more obvious? It's not like I'm in some obscure "Pseudosomeolothingist" profession. Some people... you'd swear I'm in a third world country. Geez we need people like me! Psh so far my career is about explaining my career. What a job! Nobody wants to pay me for that. Soooo, coaching huh... great, good for you... um what exactly is that? Psh amateurs. Get a life won't you! If you can't how about you let me coach you! Huh? Yeh? Maybe? So you don't have problems then... thank God, I don't wanna hear about them... please just go away if you get all pitiful. YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO SULK!

So if you're going to be a spoilt little brat, suck it up, I don't solve your life. YOU solve your life! Fancy that! YOU can do something! Isn't that amazing! Wow! So how? Ask me! Woohoo! Yes! Ask a life coach. That's what I'm here for, to coach you! I don't play your game of golf, I coach you to know how to play better. I don't give you golf tips, I give you life tips. So why do you need a coach when you can google for an inspirational quote? Well because I'm not going to sugar-coat your denial or your laziness or your bad habits. I tell it as it is. So much for motivation, I'm all about kick-you-in-your-ass-ivation till you do stuff, properly. Cheese! :D